lupinctuum:

shit me and my friends have said + ask memes

❛ i can’t have sex because i have to go to mcdonalds. ❜
❛ i’d rather sell my body than make a commercial for a vape shop. ❜
❛ she pays me to take photos for her instagram. ❜
❛ there are a lot of bad grandpas. ❜
❛ you have sensitive nipples? take note. ❜
❛ yeah, my butt can eat anything. ❜
❛ ogries before brogries. ❜
❛ the hunger games isn’t that the movie with like… guy fieri? ❜
❛ bernie sanders looks like a typical grandpa… looks like he would give you a mint and call it candy. ❜
❛ who needs a spoon when ya got fingers. ❜
❛ what do you think ogre meat tastes like? would you try it? ❜
❛ what’s so special about peanut butter? ❜
❛ i just dropped like an indescribable amount of spaghetti. ❜
❛ i just dropped so much spaghetti again. ❜
❛ my dog pissed on the floor as i walked in to welcome me home. ❜
❛ whoever eats the most ass in 2 minutes gets a stuffed minion toy. ❜
❛ 10/10 I would bang that bugle. ❜
❛ the same old decent lazy eye. ❜
❛ i’m gunna punch his real wig off his fake head. ❜
❛ she looks like a rug. ❜
❛ hey kid, you like space jam? ❜
❛ george washington started this bullshit. ❜
❛ you guys ready for your dreams tonight? ❜
❛ photo bombing? don’t you mean photo enhancing? ❜
❛ do you want to smoke? no? do you want a blowjob? ❜
❛ women age like cheese. ❜
❛ i forgot how to laugh, guys. so if i don’t laugh at your joke that’s why. ❜
❛ my penis doesn’t touch dead food. ❜
❛ my dick is cleaner than my mouth. ❜
❛ let’s go to the city on new years eve and go to a strip club. when the ball drops, our balls will drop. ❜
❛ food is like gross, but like so good. ❜
❛ it’s my own fucking bong and i’m scared of it. ❜
❛ everybody, let’s cum on eileen! ❜
❛ i’m as sober as a bird. ❜
❛ i’m going to put parmesan cheese in my weed. ❜
❛ i hate old parents. ❜
❛ i was looking at the stars and i almost ate shit. ❜
❛ it’s getting hot in here. should i take off all my clothes? ❜
❛ i had one too many glasses of winez. with a z. ❜
❛ a bird just tried killing itself on my head. ❜
❛ people can breathe through their asshole. ❜
❛ don’t get attached to your pieces, it’ll go to pieces. ❜
❛ yo lap dance, $3. ❜
❛ let’s make a club up here. i’ll pay you money to dance. ❜
❛ that’s my dream i wanna own a strip club. ❜
❛ pubic hair is an automatic win. ❜
❛ put me in coach, watch me shine. ❜
❛ so you’re undeclared? let me help you with that. ❜
❛ i’m about to eat this bong, dude. ❜
❛ uh, i don’t know why anyone would not like me. ❜
❛ human breast milk with my captain crunch. ❜
❛ i would’ve gotten it right if i wasn’t drunk. ❜
❛ i’m trying to fail all my classes. ❜
❛ they should sell human breast milk. ❜

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goddess spring and rebirth

Independent Queen Persephone, Goddess of Spring and Rebirth, Necromancy and Ghostly Visits. Semi-private; semi-active; selective.

Myth basted, neither Percy Jackson nor Lore Olympus related.

Written by Jackee. Established July 30th, 2014, revamped August 27th. Previously nonvictimam.

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